Guy, Guys, Guys, Guys...C’mon.

(Washington, D.C.) Guys...c’mon. Don’t do this. Please...PLEASE don’t do this. You’re better than this. WE’RE better than this. We can work this out. Seriously, c’mon. Let’s talk this out. 

Steve, you’re right...Jr., Jared, and Manafort taking a meeting with known Russian agents in Trump Tower to discuss receiving kompromat on Hillary Clinton (BENGHAZI!!!) IS, most likely, a violation of the Logan Act and, technically, treason...and Mr. Trump, yes, yes, yes, Steve IS a raging egomaniac who is in it only for himself. So, see....

YOU’RE BOTH RIGHT! Isn’t that great? You’re right, Steve and Mr. President, you’re right too. So, now can we go back to sticking it to those libtarded, snowflake, cucks and their vast deep-state freedom-hating conspiracy? I mean, c’mon....let’s focus on what’s important here, huh?

You know this is what they want, right? You know Obummer and Clinton (BENGHAZI!!!) are sittin’ back at Soros’s lair eating babies and laughing right now, right? You know that, right? C’mon. We can’t do this. We need to stick together or we might end up with something like SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH CARE! (shudder) 

And another thing, remember the good times? Remember election night? Make America Great Again, remember? The Electoral College? The Travel Ban? Pulling out of the Climate Accord? Good People on Both Sides? Remember? Ahhh, those were the days, guys...c’mon. Hug it out. Please.

Please. Otherwise, what are we, your children, gonna do? Go live with Ted Cruz? (Gag!)