Bannon Forgets To Set Watch Forward, One Hour Late For Sunday Morning Klan Rally

(Washington, DC)  Forgetting to set his watch forward for Daylight Savings Time, presidential advisor Steve Bannon was one hour late for his Sunday morning Klan Rally today.

"I told myself not to forget," Bannon said hurriedly throwing on his white sheet and pointy hat. "I told myself, 'Steve, before you go to bed, make sure you set that watch ahead an hour, and what'd I do? I forgot." Bannon arrived, sources confirmed, just before the cross burning and chanting of racial epithets.

Presidential advisor Steve Bannon (3rd from left) made it just in time to light a cross on fire. "That's the real important part anyway." Bannon said.

"At least, I made it for that," Bannon said chuckling. "That's the important thing. To yell and scream about our racial purity and to set that cross on fire, you know, like Jesus did."

Some of the other pure white Christian soldiers attending the Sunday service poked fun at the alt-right hero, "What are you, some kinda...jew or black?" one anonymous klansman said from under his sheet. "You know...cuz jews and blacks forget to do stuff they, you know, said they was gonna do." he explained as many around seemed confused. "Ah, fuck it," he added. "Let's just light this thing."

Daylight Savings Time took effect at 2 am Sunday morning through most of the greatest country on Earth....(America.)