International Cabal of Zionist Bankers Can't Decide Where To Eat Lunch

Mansions like this one commonly host cabal's of globalists who control the banks.

(Secret Location in Europe) -- Zionist bankers in control of the world couldn't decide where to eat lunch on Wednesday, extending the day's work of controlling all the world's wealth.

"We may never get out of here," one member of the Elders of Zion was overheard to say from their secret location somewhere in the Alps, probably. Sources confirmed that some wanted Chinese while others favored pizza and one, it's reported, even voted for Arby's.

"Arby's? We don't even HAVE an Arby's around here!" A global elitist was heard to say upon hearing the results of the latest vote. "I'll tell ya, it's sure a hell of a lot easier to run a global conspiracy than it is to get lunch around here."

One thing all the Zionists agreed on was who was going to pay for it. "The middle class!" they all screamed together laughing. "We have fun." they said.