Trump On Stage With Guns Confiscated By Obama

"I got 'em all back from Obama and they're right here, believe me," Trump declared triumphantly.

(Atlanta, GA)   Appearing presidential and champion-like Donald Trump Friday appeared on stage with all the firearms Muslim-in-Chief Barack Hussein Obama illegally confiscated during his failed term as president. The appearance came before the National Rifle Association meeting in Atlanta and marked the end of an era under Obummer.

"The eight-year assault on the 2nd Amendment is over," Trump exclaimed to a throng of cheering patriots. "Here are all your guns back!"

The President then applauded the crowd and posed for pictures with the massive cache of weapons. "You're welcome, you're all welcome. And I did it in the first 100 days folks, which is a ridiculous measure, in my opinion, but we did it!" the President said.

"This is great," NRA member Sonny "Big Texy" Bergenson said still giddy from excitement. "The last eight years sucked. Obama was relentless coming after our guns. Thank God we got Trump in there. Things will be different now."

"WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!" concurred friend Dicky Ray Bellflower who attended the event with Bergenson. "I'd shoot my guns in the air right now, if I could, but I had to turn 'em in before coming in here."