Trump Avoids Girl's Handshake, Remains Cootie-Free

(The White House)  Ignoring requests from the FAKE NEWS lame stream media for a friendly handshake in the Oval Office with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, President Trump successfully remained cootie-free today.

Cooties come in many sizes and all girls have them.

Merkel (who is a German and doesn't even hate jews) had gone along with requests by the press for the shake, before being rebuffed by the President who sat stone-faced and manspreading on the chair next to her. It was a baller move by the President and one that surely put the girl in her place.

Trump has dismissed Merkel (who is a woman and isn't even hot) as a "loser" and a "failure" partly for her insistence on taking in thousands and thousands of terrorists disguised as Syrian war refugees. These RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORists appear at the borders of Christian countries deviously disguised as women and children fleeing certain death. It's a trick Merkel has fallen for time and time again, but one that Mr. Trump is way way way to smart to fall for.

The cooties that Merkel undoubtedly has because she is a girl are extremely contagious and can be passed to a boy through casual contact like shaking hands or, even scarier, during a kiss (Ewww!) Once a boy has cooties, he becomes a cuck and over time begins to show tendencies of  liberalism and socialism. The decision by Trump to remain free of such cooties displays an understanding of global politics that many libtards fail to grasp. In fact, Trump's predecessor, the recently fired B Hussein Obummer, touched Merkel many times and was obviously covered with cooties, going so far as to be called by some "totally cootie city."

Gross!