Hollywood Cucks Upstaged By Hilarious American Patriot

"He even kissed me, which was gross," hilarious American patriot Sean Spicer said of widely-respected comedian James Corden, after Spicer's appearance at last night's Emmy awards.

(Hollywood)  Leftist snowflakes were upstaged by the comedic genius of American patriot, Sean Spicer at last night's Emmy Awards in Hollyweird, Cuckafornia. Spicer's appearance was the lone bright spot in a show filled with anti-American babble and typical triggered libtard rhetoric.

"It felt great to show these Communists what comedy is," Spicer said from his dressing room after the show where he received plaudits from the obviously jealous elitists attending the show. "James Corden even kissed me, which I didn't like, of course, but did show that I know comedy. I mean, to get praise and acceptance from such a well-respected, top-notch comedy genius like the guy who sings karaoke in a car? Well, let's just say...feels pretty good."

Spicer's appearance on the show consisted of a send-up (a term meaning comedic portrayal) of his time as White House Press Secretary and included a moving podium, which is the kind of thing tiny-brained lies think is funny. "It's moving! It's moving! That's so great!" said television star, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. "Now THAT'S comedy," added Ellen DeGeneres, who is allegedly a comedian, but for sure gay. Spicer then spoke of the size of the crowd, a reference to his harsh truths concerning how much larger Trump's inauguration crowd was than Barack Hussein Obummer's.

The appearance was the lone bright spot in the show, which included the normal anti-American lies so popular with Communists. "Thank Jesus Christ for Sean Spicer," talentless "comedian" Stephen Colbert who hosted the show said afterward. "All our bits were falling flat, then Sean came out and just crushed it. He saved us all. Guys like me could really learn a lot from real men like him. It was an honor to share the stage with him."

The Emmy awards is a yearly production in Hollywood where television actors and actresses gather to congratulate themselves for helping to contribute to the moral degradation of our great American country. Nobody likes it.