Hey Stephen Colbert: Don't Make Fun Of Gay People, Faggot.

by Whitey McWhiteface

Hey Stephen Colbert,

Not cool, man. Not cool. I can't believe you savagely attacked the gays on purpose like that.  I know some of you followers may say that you were just trying to make a joke about Our Glorious Leader (May His Orangeness Bless Our Souls,) which in itself is heresy.  But, we all know that you were trying to savagely make fun of the gays.

But, you might say that it was just a joke, and you are supposed to make fun of people. That's where you went wrong Colbert because gay people aren't people and therefore they are above being make fun of. I think that's something that even they agree with.

It's funny, I thought you were one of them dirty homosexuals because you are on TV and have very kissable lips, but here we are.

I heard even liberals are trying to get you fired, isn't that funny? That liberals will move Heaven and earth to get one of their biggest allies in one of the most influential tales in all of television fired over a joke, but they couldn't do anything to stop Our Glorious Leader (May His Orangeness Bless Our Souls) from taking away their healthcare in real life. For a bunch of "educated" people, liberals are as smart as the fetuses they abort and eat.

So, Stephen, I'm putting yo on notice. Just know if you ever find yourself in Weogulka, Alabama, I will be very mean to you.

Sincerely,

Whitey McWhiteface

p.s. It's not gay if Putin puts his dick anywhere around you or in you. Was it gay when God gave Moses the Ten Commandments?