Sessions Just Talking To Russians About Westworld

Westworld, a show about a futuristic Wild West theme park where rich people can fuck and kill robots that look A LOT like people, is very popular.

(Washington, DC). Quelling fears among Dumbocrats today, American Patriot and Attorney General Jeff "The Sesh" Sessions said he was only talking to the Russians about the hit HBO sci-fi show, "Westworld."

"It's a really good show," Sessions said from the break room of the Dept. of Justice. "I got totally drawn in." The show, about a futuristic Wild West theme park populated by robots rich people can fuck and kill, is said to be Sessions favorite.

"He used to like 'Justified," said staffer P. A. Bennett while arranging Sessions afternoon viewing schedule. "And 'Sons of Anarchy,' 'The Shield,' 'Vikings,' he was even into 'Banshee' for a while there." The Sesh's love for TV makes for a difficult time scheduling work. "One time, he was so far into a 'Better Caul Saul,' binge, he almost forgot to violate some American's civil rights."

"That was hilarious," Sessions recalled laughing. "You guys were like, 'Jeff, JEFF! C'mon, these voters aren't going to suppress themselves!' and I was all, 'Oh yeah, haha, sorry."

When Sessions met with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak it was merely to discuss their mutual love for the show. "Serge is as obsessed as me, " Sessions said. "When we got together we were like, 'can you believe when Maeve went crazy? and Delores and Jimmy? and what about, what about, what about....what's his name....Bernard! Wild, right?!" 

When reached for comment Kislyak mentioned that he is a big fan of the show and the meeting with Sessions was in no way a meeting to recruit and plant Sessions into the White House as a Russian mole, for sure, in no way at all.